Princess Lame & the Donkey






Once upon a time, in the far land of Momomos, there lived a sweet, little, lovely princess, who is always crapping. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss.
She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love, and true love's first kiss.


Feelin all lonely & bored in the castle, Princess’s onli entertainment is eatin lambchops everyday..for breakfast, lunch & dinner. One day, along came a fat fat cute cute donkey.


Duno how he managed to get into the spell protected castle without being hurt. As he crept up the spiral stairway, he was instantly captivated by the Princess’s beauty (she was sittin on the balcony by the way)
Donkey knew that the princess is different from other Princesses. Princess Lame almost freaked out when she sees a thing by the stairway. She knew it muz be her Knight in Shinin Armour, fought, slashed & killed the dragon, kiss her, lift the magic spell & they wud lived happily ever after. But to her astonishment, as she looked further, it was a donkey, a fat fat cute cute donkey. But wat to do, as long as there’s some THING to keep her company in the dark cell.


After spending days in the spell-enchanted castle wif Princess Lame, Donkey cud see tat she reali loves eatin lambs. One day there's an epidemic in the country, Mad Lamb Disease is spreadin. Lambs were slaughtered.
& so the princess has lost all interest in life, no more lamb chops for breakfast no more lamb chops for lunch


no more lamb chops for teabreak no more lamb chops for dinner. Amazingly, the Donkey was still there to keep her company and they became best of friends shortly after. But den again, no lambs for breakfast, lunch & dinner means no meaning in life for Princess Lame.
She became very moody & grew skinnier & skinnier. The donkey decided to travel across the world to hunt some lambs dwn. Sacrificing all the cute helpless little lambs to offer to the Princess. He braved thru the storm, sand & snow, juz for the Princess.


2yrs have pass.. miraculously.. the princess is still surviving coz she has been eating the donkey flesh all these while..the donkey had offered the princess his flesh coz he couldn’t find any lambs at all.. the donkey was bleeding.. was in great pain...but he didint mind.. coz he can feel that the princess is happy.. he dun mind dying.. as long as it can bring a smile to the princess.. but the princess never appreciate..


another 1 yr had passed.. the donkey is nw left with only 2 legs. The donkey would do anything to make the princess happy.. even if it means ending his life.. he knew that he had really fallen for her.. but the princess was always surrounded by handsome royal knights and Royal guards.. the donkey had no confidence at all.. had no courage to tell the princess how he feel..and he knew that the princess wont fall for him.. so one day.. the donkey decide to leave the princess.. leaving her only a note writing ”May..Be..”


A few days later.. the donkey feeling so heartbroken .. and sad.. commit sucide.. .. while the princess got indigestion after all those donkey's parts inside her stomach which slowly led to food posioning..


& so.. she died of food poisoning & both the Donkey & Princess Lame died hapily ever after juz like romeo & juliet....



The End